MisadventuresofMarla

::About Marla::

May 15th, 2008 by misadventuresofmarla

Everything you (do not) want to know about the Author of this Blog::

Marla

Marla Likes::

This will be an on going list I’ll add to from time to time::

  • Not having a set schedule
  • Spending time with Jeremy and friends
  • Playing with little kids
  • Listening to music
  • Writing
  • Taking surveys
  • Having people look disgusted or afraid of her
  • Chopping all her hair off at 3am for “something to do”
  • Reading everything
  • drinking herbal tea, iced coffee, hot coffee, and whiskey
  • animals, especially kitties and dogs
  • being alone
  • distancing herself from society
  • Halloween
  • Sleeping
  • Candles and incenses
  • Massages
  • Crafts
  • Gardens and heavily landscaped environments
  • The honesty of little kids
  • Rain storms
  • Herbal remedies
  • Filling out tax forms
  • Making friends with inanimate objects – My two closest inanimate friends are Black sabbath a bondage monkey I made, and his wife Ephiany, a black punk rock rat with red eyes, a metallic purple tail, and numerous piercings and jewelry. They used to have a son Wax, but he got lost out of Jeremy’s van when we moved to North Carolina from Pennsylvania. It was very sad.
  • Comics :: Lenore, JTHM, The Sandman, Lady Death, Elvira, TMNT, Batman, Evil Ernie, All Steve Niles, and Most stuff published by Slave Labor Graphics
  • MASTER JEREMY (My wonderful boyfriend)
  • 80s Cartoons – examples : TMNT ! Rainbow brite ! smurfs ! Jem ! Ewoks ! Count Duckula !ETC…
  • classic horror movies
  • Film in general
  • Good books of all varieties to read
  • Cooking
  • Herbs and spices
  • Peeling glue off skin
  • Digging hands in flour
  • The smell of old books
  • The feel of old rough paper
  • Smelling bergamont oil in fresh brewed double bergagmont earl grey tea before taking each sip
  • Feel of a hot beverage in my cold hands
  • Back-bending my spine (Yoga).
  • Looking at crisp clean blank unlined white paper. Gets me in a creative mood because I hate seeing large blank surfaces.
  • Dark shadows
  • Fishnets
  • Foreign films with or without subtitles
  • The look of dead roses
  • Cemeteries
  • Running her hands across rough deteriorating old tombstones
  • Silent black and white films
  • Black onyx, amethyst, garnet, and sapphire
  • Wild colored makeup and hair dye
  • Abstract painting
  • Creating alternate realities to play out in her head
  • Herbal baths with heavy scented oils, incenses, and candles
  • Velvet
  • Electrical tape
  • Black lace
  • Corsets
  • Vincent Price
  • Garlic
  • Oldies
  • Newport’s
  • Dreams
  • Reading tea leaves
  • 80’s hair bands
  • Rocky horror picture show
  • Sweet Dreams cigarettes
  • Les Paul guitars
  • Slash of Guns n Roses
  • Guns N Roses
  • Jack Daniels
  • Lots of mascara and eyeliner
  • Sterling Silver jewelry
  • Greta Garbo, Marilyn Monroe, and Jane Austin
  • The color purple, silver, orange, and black
  • Weeping willows
  • Nikki Sixx
  • KISS
  • The Dresden Dolls’ singer Amy Palmer’s eyebrows
  • Capes
  • Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter Burton
  • Moonlight
  • Midnight strolls/drives to nowhere
  • When Jeremy reads Poe stories to me by candlelight
  • Opera
  • Flamboyant gay guys
  • Drag queens
  • Being told I remind somebody of Marla Singer from Fight Club. How wonderful to be compared to somebody so awesome!
  • Polymer clay
  • Being poor. It forces you to live creatively, be crafty, and not waste things.
  • Coin-operated boys!
  • Rod-Iron

Marla Dislikes::

This will be an ongoing list I’ll add to from time to time::

  • Seeing blank white paper and walls
  • Toothaches
  • Being too hot or cold
  • Being tired, sore, or sick
  • Really happy people and really sad people
  • Being unmotivated
  • Dentist’s offices, airports, doctor’s offices, cafeterias,
  • Flying
  • The state of the world today
  • Germs
  • Checkbooks
  • People who are too personable in person. Especially if you just met the person.
  • Being without cigarettes and/or coffee
  • America and 90% of the rest of the world’s countries
  • High costs of necessities, like food and housing
  • Paying taxes
  • Burned out light bulbs and blown fuses
  • Losing receipts
  • Having to be punctual
  • Being somewhere crowded
  • Social settings like malls, bars, parties, and holidays
  • Slow computers and internet connections
  • The idea of people “dating” online – Its really childish and ridiculous to think you “know” somebody just because you chat to them online. Then these people go and get “married” and wonder why they end up hating each other….Gee, ???
  • When friends are too “busy” to call for 5 minutes to say “Hi, I’m still alive and everything is okay here, I’ve just been crazy busy. Well, I’ve got to go but I’ll call you once things settle down.” How hard is that?? Instead, Everybody is so “busy” that nobody talks for months….I hate that.
    I also hate being the only one to make an effort to “check in” with friends…
  • Pregnancy. I find it extremely gross, weird, and unnatural.
  • Overly religious people
  • People who are intolerant of other religions
  • People who are homophobic
  • Child abusers
  • Bras that don’t fit right
  • Receiving religious forwards from those who know VERY well that I do not share those beliefs
  • Sharks, SEVERELY.
  • Cat litter
  • Hip Hop and little “gangsters”
  • Frizzy hair
  • Sunlight
  • The SOUTH.
  • Talking on a cellphone when I’m trying to eat
  • Modesty
  • Reality
  • When people tell her to marry people for financial stability, tax credits, and “just in case something happens”.
  • Walmart

Other Interests::

List of some Fav. Music::

List of some Fav. Books and subjects::

This is a very short list. I’ll add to this later.

List of some Fav. Movies::

List of some Fav. TV shows::

List of some of my Fav. Foods::

  • Italian
    Puerto Rican
    Chinese ( my FAVORITE above all else )
    Seafood
    Veggies
    Fruit
    Pasta
    Breads
    Eggplant
    Squash
    Avocados
    Pomograntes

Pretty much anything healthy that doesn’t have too much sugar.

I hate Milk (any kind, even choc.) and Milk products. I can’t even stomach Soy Milk because it tastes too much like regular milk.

I don’t really like many meats but I do like Deer, Beef Jerky, sausage, and Ham. I like chicken only if I’m the one to cook it and it can’t have skin or fat.

Other Random Things about me:

  • I would love to live in the realm of the Faeries!
  • I have the weirdest and coolest boyfriend! Master Jeremy – Your awesome! Thanks for making life interesting!
  • I hate Bush.
  • I support gay marriage.
  • I love to read – ALOT. I rarely watch TV but still have shows I watch once every month or so when its available (I don’t have cable or satillete or anything due to lack of money and interest).
  • I usually perfer sour,spicy,or bitter as opposed to sweet sugary stuff.
  • I’m part puerto rican, German,and Italian, and a few others.
  • I want to marry Vincent Price – And YES! I do know he is dead! ; )
  • Wishes she could “convert” to an amish ordnong without having to be religious
  • Wishes Gene Simmons or Arnold Schwarzenegger would become president
  • Supports Pro-Choice even though she would never have an abortion herself.
  • Wishes men were able to have children so she wouldn’t have too.
  • Supports making it legal to grow Marijuana. Though she is not fond of smoking it. It’s a renewable resource that needs to be utilized regardless of the fact that the plant is also a “drug”. We can grow Belladonna and even use it as a homeopathic remedy for health conditions though it is a deadly poison. So why the hell not Marijuana.
  • Loves to retreat inside her head
  • Has aggression problems and sometimes thinks she might be manically depressed or a schizophrenic
  • Wishes the economy would hit a severe depression already….
  • Smokes way to much
  • Wishes she could drink way to much, way to often
  • Has one too many imbalances in her head…
  • Wants a coin-operated boy! If you do not know what a coin-operated boy is than listen to the song coin-operated boy by the Dresden Dolls.
  • Is a very paranoid person

Marla’s Hobbies/Crafts::

  • Painting
  • Knitting (sort of)
  • Polymer Clay
  • Woodwork
  • Cooking
  • Writing
  • Reading

Jeremy

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